what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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