But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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