Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You ruined the universe
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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