You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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