hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Terrible idea I love it
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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