everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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