i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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