No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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