I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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