So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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