That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
