they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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