Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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