I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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