I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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