We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
