yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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