No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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