Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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