nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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