just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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