what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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