It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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