Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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