She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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