fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
