How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Randomize
