theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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