I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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