normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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