Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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