Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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