question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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