Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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