my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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