So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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