Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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