We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
