I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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