problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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