You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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