Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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