There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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