Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize