She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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