drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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