my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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