Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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