Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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