First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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