She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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