Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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