Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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