bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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