let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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